Gonna Be A Bear

Carolyn has this posted on the wall by her computer, and once in awhile I really enjoy reading it, so I thought that I'd share it with you. Linda reminded me of it when she took a quiz on fb that told her if she was a wild animal she'd be a bear. Linda, there is nothing wrong with being a bear, as you will see!

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd lke to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself silly. I could deal with that, too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!!!