A Talk With Tristan

Mommy: Tristan come and look at the birds in the bird bath!
Tristan: Huh?
M: There are birds in the bird bath, come and look!
T: Huh?
M: Remember when we put water in the bird bath? There are birds in it!
T: Huh?
M: Nevermind, they flew away.
T: Huh?
M: Nevermind.
T: Oh, ok!
M: Argh!


Mommy: Which bowl do you want your cereal in, the blue one or the red one?
Tristan: The red one!
(Mommy pouring cereal in the red bowl.)
Tristan: Is that my bowl?
Mommy: Yep, this is your bowl.
Tristan: No, not your bowl, my bowl!
Mommy: Right, it's your bowl.
Tristan: No, my bowl!!
Mommy: Ok, my bowl.
Tristan: NOOOOOO, MY BOWL!!
Mommy: Argh!

P.S. Crayon comes off of a computer screen easily with a Q-Tip dipped in baby oil. Don't ask....